From the makers of ‘Men Who Stare at Goats’….

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This has to be one of the most hilarious prank calls ever!

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I would rather watch Eric Cartman sing Pokerface than Lady Gaga!

Check it out!

…and there is a remix too!

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(click to enlarge…the comic, you dumbass!)

You’ll always believe that you don’t need to read this….mind you, it’s for your own benefit. There are certain things that you need, there are certain things that you want! Your goal is to at least have enough of what you need, and some of what you want. Ours is to sell you something that you don’t even want, forget need!

May I offer you an aerodynamically designed padded cover for your car seatbelts when they put pressure on you shoulder or chest. For all those years you’ve driven without any seatbelts…..Let us make the rest comfortable.

May I offer you zero gravity boots that let you walk over your neighbour’s ceiling, give you more options to sneak in his home while his wife’s alone.

May I offer you ultra high quality biodegradable plastic bags made from Polyutherineglutamate, the strongest plastic ever! to carry all those heavy sharp metal boxes.

May I offer you night vision goggles so that you can start your own ‘I Spy’ agency.

May I offer you the latest touchscreen mobile phone, to make a call, find the nearest telephone booth!

May I offer you Packaged Drinking Water from the French Springs. Made in India!

May I offer you the finest full sleeves cotton+linen shirt from Old Navy, most famous brand in USA. Cloth bought from India, Manufactured in Sri Lanka.

May I offer you FartyPants, with pioneering technology to turn fart odour into flowery fragrance, just like the turn of a knob on your ambi pur car.

May I offer you a ‘Thinkpad’ Notebook at a price thats bound to make you fall into debts. Made in China.

Just Imagine…..I will be waiting at your doorstep….

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They always said that you had your dad’s nose and your mom’s eyes! It’s like CTRL+C and CTRL+V!
It is an important tool for our survival, for our so-called bread and butter with cheesy dip! That notepad you used to take notes from in the library…It’s still lying there with your blue ball point pen, laying there on the yellow sheet of the notepad, under the dust.

We all are here to make a point, often it is the same point. We all put the right foot forward while climbing down the stairs, it gives us the sense of security. While handing a sharp object to a person, you always make sure the sharp end points towards you (at least I hope you do!). You always say you don’t want other’s sympathy, but at some level, you do! You always rehearse your dialogue in front of the mirror before you go out and hand her the flowers you picked yourself!

Simple keys on the keyboard…CTRL…. Learned, passed on, drilled in, evolved, adapted.

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